January 5, 2012
- Wall sockets look like sad, crying faces. Urge to release these creatures from their prison rather than just s shoving plugs in them to shut them up.
March 10, 2012
- Elephants with no toes but wearing socks
- Evolving and devolving anthropomorphic sea slugs
- 4-dimensional carpeting
- Dining and dashing until you can dine/die no more
- Laying awake until the blue of the morning meets the gold of the night
- Impossibly sweet purple grapes
- A man with a very, very heavy head
- 0 things soup can do for you
- Connect the dots without dots
- Dots, with no possible connections (possible?)
- Underlying banana smoothies laying in wait for your dreams to start something good
- Creativity that paints only in shades of gray
- Games that are always make believe even when their real
- Death in funny hats
- Metal that tastes like pie
- Pie that regenerates twice a day
- Salmon slip and sliding until tomorrow ends
- Tomorrow
March 2012
- I hope when I get old and my memory fails I’ll start remembering Ferris Bueller and Adventures in Babysitting as if they were my own memories.
October 5, 2013
- Emotional montage generator (automatically take your memories and create a musical montage with them in a digital video format)
December 28, 2013
- Personal possessions that gain weight as their owners do.
- Without a top hat, Mr. Peanut would just be another weirdo in a monocle.
March 28, 2014
- Providing rides to friends to the airport is like purchasing indulgences. You will get your reward in the end.
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