Five Things First Thing (in the A.M.) – (1/23-27/23)

  1. The meteoric rise of the denominator over the numerator
  2. Melancholy rabbits cheer with black carrots and ale
  3. Tunes that play automatically upon being named
  4. The dreams of a skylight to not be so naked
  5. That time when the ocean learned how to digest us.

  1. Will Tuesday ever be a favorite among the lower classes?
  2. Bring hay to the horses and reconstituted everything to a funeral
  3. The SOB who had a (literal) heart of gold. (It didn’t help.)
  4. Cold-pressed Virgin Trauma
  5. Metallurgical times for the sinking of a treasure ship.

  1. Tummy troubles won’t follow me to heaven, will they mommy?
  2. The great sheik laughed and told me of nothing but the truth.
  3. There’s an apricot in between the world and me and it’s getting sweeter by the minute.
  4. Let’s pass on now, shall we, and forgive water for being so wet.
  5. Hells bells, Congressman, call the Governor and have him release dietary fiber from the gallows so we can all make happy hour!